clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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(Source: clestroying)

i-m-obnoxious:

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle 
man my hands are shaky ;~;

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

zealouscorgi:

i reFUSE TO BELIEVE NO ONE IN THE 40’S WANTED THIS PUNK ASS BLOND HAIR BLUE EYED MOTHERFUCKER

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LOOK AT HIM

LOOK HOW PRET TY

I’m reblogging this twice in one day because 1) Steve is so pretty and 2) being 5’1” myself, he would’ve been taller than me. I would’ve dated that boy so damn fast. LET ME LOVE YOU SKINNY STEVE

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

favour1te:

rneerkat:

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

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awkward-fallen-angel:

allabout-theirony:

if you think Toothless is all cat and no dog and call him a “flying cat” or “dragon kitty” in response to something he does you’ve probably never owned both cats and dogs???? he is a mix of the two

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dog

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dog

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dog

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dog

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dOG

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dog and cat (my dog LOVES lasers, my cat doesn’t)

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cat, then dog

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catdog

in conclusion, Toothless does dog-like things in a cat-like manner

Hes the best of both worlds

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross