(Source: menoory)

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

(Source: unacclimated)

(Source: babykacheek)

karkatthecrab:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

hey look I found my prom dress
I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them in words.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via ig-narus)

chainsandcherries:

katemonkeyville:

#i hate to see him leave but i love to watch him go

(Source: queerbuchanan)

tread-the-floods:

tread-the-floods:

marco hates being shirtless because he feels like a dalmatian

HOW DID THIS GET OVER 400 NOTES????

#snk

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer